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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Random Short Quotations - 9

Senator Patrick Leahy, May 1990

You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.


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Henry Hitt Crane

Each of us should do something every day That we do not want to do But we know we should do, To strengthen our backbone And put iron in our soul.


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D. H. Lawrence, Studies in Classic American Literature

Never trust the artist. Trust the tale.


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Robert Francis Kennedy

The statesman's duty is to bridge the gap between his nation's experience and his vision.


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Louisa May Alcott

Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.


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Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.


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French Proverb

Set a thief to catch a thief.


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Albert Einstein

When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.


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Reinhold Niebuhr

God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.


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unknown

May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
the rains fall soft upon your fields and,
until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand


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Oliver Wendell Holmes

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.


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Lenin

Be as radical as reality.



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