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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
A good novel tells you the truth about its hero but a bad novel tells you the truth about its author.
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Sidney Poitier
We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists ... in the loved one, perfection.
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Caligula
Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head.
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Plato
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
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Marquis de Lafayette
Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.
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Unknown
Use the talents you possess -- for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best.
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Publilius Syrus
Practice is the best of all instructors.
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Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.
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Rudyard Kipling
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
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Colonel Morgan, In response to the British demand of the surrender of Fort Washington
Actuated by the most glorious cause that mankind ever fought in, I am determined to defend this post to the very last extremity.
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Isaac Asimov
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
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Unknown
Realists don't fulfill their ambitions. There must be a dreamer in all of us.
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