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Ludwig von Beethoven
No one should drive a hard bargain with an artist.
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George Santayana
I believe in general in a dualism between facts and the ideas of those facts in human heads.
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James Grover Thurber
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.
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George Orwell, 1984 Book 3, Chapter 3
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
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Author Unknown
An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the right questions.
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Marshall McLuhan
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
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Jean-Michel Jarre
A chic type, a rough type, an odd type - but never a stereotype
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Vauvenargues
All grand thoughts come from the heart.
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Irma Kurtz
Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
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Road Trip
E.L. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
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Author Unknown
Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate.
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William Hazlitt
The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and requires to be constantly wound up.
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