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Peter McWilliams
The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.
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Peter Drucker
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
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Johann von Goethe
Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is always right, and the errors are always those of man.
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Caterina Rando
Increase your personal power through positive and powerful communication. Recognize and eliminate negative self talk.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
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John Dalberg
The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
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Author Unknown
Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
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Road Trip
E.L. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.
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Max Eastman
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
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W. H. Auden
Acts of injustice done Between the setting and the rising sun In history lie like bones, each one.
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Albert Einstein
I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus.
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Henry David Thoreau
It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.
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