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A random selection of fabulous
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Funniest Random Quotations - 89
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Moses Hadas
I have read your book and much like it.
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George Eliot, Middlemarch
Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
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Cynthia Heimel
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
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Danish proverb
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
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Henry James
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
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Rudyard Kipling
If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run— Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—you’ll be a Man, my son!
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The reliance on property is...the want of self-reliance. Men measure the esteem of each other by what each has, and not by what each is. But a cultivated man becomes ashamed of his property...(Essays)
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Charles Lamb
I mean your borrowers of books - those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the symmetry of shelves, and creators of odd volumes.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own stable And the devil smiled, for it put him in mind Of Cain and his brother, Abel.
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Madeleine L\'Engle
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
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Edgard Varese
Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
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