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Manilius
Even pleasure itself is a toil.
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Phineas Taylor Barnum
Every crowd has a silver lining.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
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Kahlil Gibran
Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth.
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Homer
A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
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Albert Einstein
The aim (of education) must be the training of independently acting and thinking individuals who, however, can see in the service to the community their highest life achievement.
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William Ralph Inge, 1920
To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosohpy.
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Barbara De Angelis
The journey in between what you once were and who you are now beoming is where the dance of life really takes place.
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Seneca
All art is an imitation of nature.
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C. P. Snow
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
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Raymond Loewy
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
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Jay Leno
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
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