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Christopher Marlowe
Who ever loved that loved not at first sight
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Pliny the Elder
Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our knowledge for the first time How many things, too, are looked upon as quite impossible until they have been actually effected
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Peter Ustinov
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
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Detronius Arbiter
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.
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Chuck Reid
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
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Jean de la Bruyere
There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without undue haste there are no honors too distant to the man who prepares himself for them with patience.
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G.K. Chesterton
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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Mehmet Karagoz
When you have reached a point at which you cannot see more, You must remember that there may be a point beyond this at which you can see everything.
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Lao Tzu
I have three treasures. Guard and keep them The first is deep love, The second is frugality, And the third is not to dare to be ahead of the world. Because of deep love, one is courageous. Because of frugality, one is generous. Because of not daring to be ahead of the world, one becomes the leader of the world.
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Truman Capote
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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Will Rogers
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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