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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotations - 88

Jacob Braude

If a thing goes without saying -- let it.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is what can do without success.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Nurture your mind with great thoughts to believe in the heroic makes heroes.


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Helen Keller

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his.


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Bertrand Russell

Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the ideal and the possible but the world of pure reason knows no compromise, no practical limitations, no barrier to the creative activity.


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Leonardo DaVinci

People react to fear, not love- they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true.


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Charles de Montesquieu

The love of democracy is that of equality.


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Jim Davis

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.


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Spanish Proverb

If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.


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Thomas Troward

Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form.


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Kenich Ohmae

It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar. We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them. Like a man who has worn eyeglasses so long that he forgets he has them on, we forget that the world looks to us the way it does because we have become used to seeing it that way through a particular set of lenses. Today, however, we need new lenses. And we need to throw the old ones away.


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Victor Borge

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.



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