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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
One hopes to achieve the zero option, but in the absence of that we must achieve balanced numbers. (On Soviet and Allied missiles in Europe)
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J Danforth Quayle
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
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Unknown
Courage is an everyday thing. When we look reality squarely in the eye and refuse to back away from our awareness, we are living courage.
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Aristotle, In Stobaeus, Florilegium
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
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Persian Proverb
He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.
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George W. Bush, September 2, 2004, The Republican National Convention, N.Y.
I respect every soldier, from every country, who serves beside us in the hard work of history. America is grateful, and America will not forget.
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Libby Houston
We've removed the ceiling above our dreams. There are no more impossible dreams.
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French Proverb
One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the generally small reach of their imagination.
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Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Do not condemn the man that cannot think or act as fast as you can, because there was a time when you could not do things as well as you can today.
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Benjamin Disraeli
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
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Nikita Khrushchev
Politicians are the same all over. they promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
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