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Thomas Jefferson
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read.
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Jessamyn West
A religious awakening which does not awaken the sleeper to love has roused him in vain.
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Dorothy Parker
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
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Gustave Flaubert
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
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Richard Nixon
Solutions are not the answer.
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William Carlos Williams
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Every once in a while, take the scenic route.
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Sallust
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.
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George Bernard Shaw
England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.
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George Washington
To encourage literature and the arts is a duty which every good citizen owes to his country.
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Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off
Economics Teacher In '1930
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Graham Greene
It is impossible to go through life without trust That is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.
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