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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotations - 168

Dr. Laura Schlessinger

We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wired to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.


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Robert C. Pollock

Love God and trust your feelings. Be loyal to them. Don't betray them.


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Pope John XXIII

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams.Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in,but with what it is still possible for you to do.


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Paris Hilton

The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.


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Mary Cholmondeley

Every day I live I am more convinced that the waste of life lies in the love we have not given, the powers we have not used, the selfish prudence that will risk nothing and which, shirking pain, misses happiness as well.


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Harper Lee, spoken by character Miss Maudie, To Kill A Mockingbird

Things are never as bad as they seem.


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Author Unknown

Enthusiasm is that kindling spark which marks the difference between the leaders in every activity and the laggards who put in just enough to get by.


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Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

In later life, as in earlier, only a few persons influence the formation of our character the multitude pass us by like a distant army.


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Homer

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.


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Peter Drucker

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked leadership is defined by results not attributes.


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Samuel Johnson

When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.


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Publilius Syrus

It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.



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