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Real Live Preacher
Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.
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Edmund Burke
The wise determine from the gravity of the case the irritable, from sensibility to oppression the high minded, from disdain and indignation at abusive power in unworthy hands.
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Simone Weil
Difficult as it is really to listen to someone in affliction, it is just as difficult for him to know that compassion is listening to him.
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Richard Bach
Every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.
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Thaddeus Golas
What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
To fill the hour-that is happiness.
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Daniel Webster
Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.
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Sir Francis Bacon
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
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Ausonius
Things that we hear pass quicker from our minds than what we read.
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Richter cartoon caption
Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.
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John A. Shedd
A ship in harbor is safe -- but that is not what ships are for.
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Etty Hillesum
I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.
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