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Sir Thomas More
Nay, tempt me not to love again: There was a time when love was sweet;
Dear Nea! had I known thee then,
Our souls had not been slow to meet!
But oh! this weary heart hath run
So many a time the rounds of pain,
Not even for thee, thou lovely one!
Would I endure such pangs again.
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Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn
It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
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Gertrude Stein
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
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Stephen Nachmanovitch
The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
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Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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Ethel Barrymore
You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The more things you love, the more you are interested in, the more you enjoy, the more you are indignant about, the more you have left when anything happens.
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Denis Diderot
Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed unless extraordinary events occur to heat up and melt the mass so that it flows forth.
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Dalton Camp
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
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Anon.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 1
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground.
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Anon.
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
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