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Orson Scott Card
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him.
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Albert Einstein
We still do not know one-thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.
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Roger Zelazny
Some natural skepticism as to the purity of all human motives came and sat upon my chest...
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Kay Ingram
Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind.
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Aesop
Familiarity breed contempt.
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Mother Theresa
Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
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Walter Cronkite
And that's the way it is.
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Scott Adams
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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Cicero
There is no being of any race who, if he finds the proper guide, cannot attain to virtue.
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Julius Robert Oppenheimer
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
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George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Claire Huchet Bishop
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
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