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Noam Chomsky
As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise, human science is at a loss.
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Thomas Alva Edison
When I have fully decided that a result is worth getting I go ahead of it and make trial after trial until it comes.
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Alexander Woollcott
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.
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Blow
George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, (Sherlock Holmes) Valley of Fear, 1915
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
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E.W. Howe
A reasonable probability is the only certainty.
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Stefan Kanfer
Inside every man there is a poet who died young.
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Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
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George Orwell
At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
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Socrates
Wisdom begins in wonder.
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Oscar Wilde
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
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Bette Davis
Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
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