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Eric Hoffer
We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are ready to die for it.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
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Dorothy Sayers
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom.
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Billy
On the edge of destiny, you must test your strength.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.
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Sir Walter Scott
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
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Franklin P. Jones
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
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Jonathan Swift, A Critical Essay upon the Faculties of the Mind (1709)
There is nothing in this world constant, but inconsistancy.
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Edward P. Morgan
A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
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Epictetus
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing
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