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Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco
I have made a great discovery. What I love belongs to me. Not the chairs and tables in my house, but the masterpieces of the world. It is only a question of loving them enough.
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Andrew Schneider
There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The purpose of evolution is to raise us out of the mud, not have us grovelling in it.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Youth is a blunder Manhood a struggle Old Age a regret.
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Vincent Van Gogh
Do not quench your inspiration and your inmagination do not become the slave of your model.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
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Buddha
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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Sigmund Freud
From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.
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Swordfish
Gabriel Well...life is stranger than fiction sometimes.
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Jean de la Bruyere
That man is good who does good to others if he suffers on account of the good he does, he is very good if he suffers at the hands of those to whom he has done good, then his goodness is so great that it could be enhanced only by greater sufferings and if he should die at their hands, his virtue can go no further it is heroic, it is perfect.
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Robert Frost
Why abandon a belief merely because it ceases to be true Cling to it long enough, and it will turn true again, for so it goes. Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.
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Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Peace and Violence, sct. 2, in Index, no. 4 (London, 1973.
It is not because the truth is too difficult to see that we make mistakes. It may even lie on the surface; but we make mistakes because the easiest and most comfortable course for us is to seek insight where it accords with our emotions— especially selfish ones.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 3.
One whose chief regard is for his own mind, and for the divinity within him and the service of its goodness, will strike no poses, utter no complaints, and crave neither for solitude nor yet for a crowd. Best of all, his life will be free from continual pursuing and avoiding.
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