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Blaise Pascal
We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others.
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Julie Cochrane
What a crazy world we live in Trying to treat addiction as a legal problem, and trying to treat criminal misbehaviors using guns as a medical problem Beam me up, Scotty. Ain't no intelligent life down here.
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Frederick Locker-Lampson
The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
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Ralph Kiner
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
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Henry Timrod
Spring is a true reconstructionist.
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Denis Diderot
Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold and in this world you must keep your feet warm.
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Alice Cooper, BBC6 Radio, The Bruce Dickinson show
They say golf is not a contact sport. Not the way we play it.
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Erica Jong
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
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Norman Mailer
There was that law of life, so cruel and so just, that one must grow or else pay more for remaining the same.
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M. C. Escher
My work is a game, a very serious game.
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Paul Fussell
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
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Japanese Proverb
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
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