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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
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Pittacus, (The Seven Sages) from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Know the right moment.
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Horace
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
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Benjamin Franklin
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
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Chuang-tzu
He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar.
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George Lois
Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything.
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John F. Kennedy
We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.
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Patricia Russell-McCloud
Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain still.
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Stevie Wonder
Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn’t mean he lacks vision.
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George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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Albert Einstein
The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty, and truth. To make a goal of comfort or happiness has never appealed to me; a system of ethics built on this basis would be sufficient only for a herd of cattle.
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William Henry Hudson
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren.
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