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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.


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Pittacus, (The Seven Sages) from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

Know the right moment.


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Horace

Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.


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Benjamin Franklin

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.


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Chuang-tzu

He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar.


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George Lois

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything.


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John F. Kennedy

We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.


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Patricia Russell-McCloud

Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain still.


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Stevie Wonder

Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn’t mean he lacks vision.


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George Bernard Shaw

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.


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Albert Einstein

The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty, and truth. To make a goal of comfort or happiness has never appealed to me; a system of ethics built on this basis would be sufficient only for a herd of cattle.


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William Henry Hudson

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren.



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