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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Random Short Quotes - 54

George E. Woodberry

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.


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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality

Eliminating what is not wanted or needed is profitable in itself.


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Denis Diderot

What has not been examined impartially has not been well examined. Skepticism is therefore the first step toward truth.


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Virgil

Love conquers all things let us too surrender to Love.


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Benjamin Disraeli

I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a Radical to remove all that is bad. I seek to preserve property and to respect order, and I equally decry the appeal to the passions of the many of the prejudices of the few.


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Andre Gide

Work and struggle and never accept an evil that you can change.


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Virgil

Possunt quia posse videntur. (They can because they think they can, from The Aeneid)


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Johann von Goethe

To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority love in others only what they lend him, their own selves, their version of him.


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Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.

It was a love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty. It lay beyond the descriptive words of men-where immortality is touched through danger, where life meets death on equal plane where man is more than man, and existence both supreme and valueless at the same time.


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Clay Aiken, Teen People

People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself.


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John Keats, Letter to Benjamin Bailey, Nov 1817

O for a life of Sensations rather than of Thoughts.


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Thomas Jefferson

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine.



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