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Thomas Higginson
The test of an author is not to be found merely in the number of his phrases that pass current in the corner of newspapers...but in the number of passages that have really taken root in younger minds.
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Shana Alexander
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
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Henry Ford
Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and griefs which we endure help us in our marching onward.
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James Allen
Circumstances do not determine a man, they reveal him.
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David Dean Rusk
The fidelity of the United States to security treaties is not just an empty matter. It is a pillar of peace in the world.
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Hannah Arendt
Equality...is the result of human organization. We are not born equal.
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Sir Robert Owen
All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a little queer.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure.
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Will Rogers
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President'
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Philip K. Dick
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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Golda Meir
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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Don Marquis
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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