Bill Maher

During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

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Peacemaker, founder of the Iroquois Confederacy, (ca. 1000 AD)

Think not forever of yourselves, O Chiefs, nor of your own generation. Think of continuing generations of our families, think of our grandchildren and of those yet unborn, whose faces are coming from beneath the ground.

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Oscar Wilde, The picture of Dorian Gray

Being natural is simply a pose.

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Albert Camus

In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer.

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Edward Bedore

The knowledge of Christ's love for us should cause us to love Him in such a way that it is demonstrated in our attitude, conduct, and commitment to serve God. Spiritual maturity is marked by spiritual knowledge being put into action.

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Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Art and science have their meeting point in method.

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Bertrand Russell

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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J. K. Rowling

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

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Mark Twain

To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.

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Victor Hugo

If suffer we must, let's suffer on the heights.

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Barbara Burrow

A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being by yourself.

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