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Donald Trump, "Trump: Art of the Deal"
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
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Henry Adams
You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength.
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Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
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Anandabai Joshee
Had there been no difficulties and no thorns in the way, then man would have been in his primitive state and no progress made in civilisation and mental culture.
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Robert Frost
Anything more than the truth would be too much.
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Gore Vidal
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
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Arnold Bennett
Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others.
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Horace
With silence favor me.
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Susan Laurson Willig
Limited expectations yield only limited results.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the memory of something tremendous--a crisis without equal on earth, the most profound collision of conscience, a decision that was conjured up against everything that had been believed, demanded, hallowed so far. I am no man, I am dynamite.
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Stephen Jay Gould
Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we mayflies try to bend an ancient world to our purposes, ignorant perhaps of the messages buried in its long history. Let us hope that we are still in the early morning of our April day.
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Lord Chesterfield
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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