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William Shakespeare
Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.
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Barry Switzer
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
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Burton Rascoe
A news sense is really a sense of what is important, what is vital, what has color and life--what people are interested in. That's journalism.
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Frank Leahy
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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Arthur S. Hardy
For believe me, in this world which is ever slipping from under our feet, it is the prerogative of friendship to grow old with one's friends.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs.
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Samuel Johnson
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it.
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George Dennison Prentice
We are in favor of tolerance, but it is a very difficult thing to tolerate the intolerant and impossible to tolerate the intolerable.
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E. B. White
Loneliness is a strange gift.
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Frederick William Robertson
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest and that which is true of this world, is truer still of the world to come.
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Marie Curie
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
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Robert
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned--the biggest word of all--look.
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