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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Short Quotations - 157

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Before we acquire great power, we must acquire wisdom to use it well.


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Napoleon Bonaparte

Ability is of little account without opportunity.


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Ovid

Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.


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Sam Snead

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.


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Maya Angelou

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!


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Johann von Goethe

The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities but to know someone here and there who thinks and feels with us, and though distant, is close to us in spirit - this makes the earth for us an inhabited garden.


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William Faulkner

The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.


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David Hume

Custom is the great guide of human life.


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G. K. Chesterton

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.


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Martin Tupper

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.


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George Washington Carver

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.


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Proverb

First Appeared in 1721



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