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William Feather
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
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Voltaire
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
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Hubert Humphrey
When the dignity of one person is denied, all of us are denied.
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Frank Tibolt
We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
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Steven Spielberg
I dream for a living.
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Barbara Bush
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.
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Pierre Charron
The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
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John Stuart Mill
A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.
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Author Unknown
Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of your life.
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Albert Schweitzer
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always.
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Rod Serling
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
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Homer
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.
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