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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
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Vince Lombardi
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.
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Muhammed Ali, in a television interview
Lakes, rivers, streams...all are water and all travel to the same destination. So it is with religion.
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Blaise Pascal
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.
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Anatole France
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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Oscar W. Firkins
All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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William Shakespeare
It is meant that noble minds keep ever with their likes; for who so firm that cannot be seduced.
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Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaol
Vile deeds like poison weeds bloom well in prison air, it is only what is good in man, that wastes and withers there.
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Pierre Elliott Trudeau
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
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John F. Kennedy
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
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