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William Feather
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
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Tryon Edwards
Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
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Theodore Roethke
A mind too active is no mind at all.
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Rene Descartes
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country.
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Thomas Jefferson
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
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Victor Hugo
The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness.
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Anon.
CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
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Mark Russell
The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Ronald Reagan
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
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Bible, Mark 8:36
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
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Stanley Kunitz, O Magazine, September 2003
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.
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