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Anne Sexton
The joy that isn't shared dies young.
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Kahlil Gibran
Love is know the pain of too much tenderness.
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Charles Dudley Warner
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
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G.K. Chesterton
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
To those people in the huts and villages of half the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required, not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
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Taisen Deshimaru
To receive everything, one must open one's hands and give.
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Andrew Schneider
But then there's a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling as if a door has opened, and it's all because of that instrument, that incredible, magical instrument.
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Thomas Szasz
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time serenity, that nothing is.
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Professor Elledge
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
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Jon Bentley
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced to an organization.
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Charles Darwin
We must, however, acknowledge as it seems to me, that a man with all his noble qualities...still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.
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