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Albert Pike
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
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Cowper
Freedom hath a thousand charms to show, That slaves however contented never know.
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Ken Flaton
If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you.
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Arab Proverb
Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.
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Nina Berberova
I had learnt to seek intensitymore of life, a concentrated sense of life.
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Sophocles
Men of perverse opinion do not know the excellence of what is in their hands, till some one dash it from them.
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Jean-Paul Sartre, Closed Doors (1944)
Hell is other people.
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Lao Tzu
When armies are mobilized and issues are joined, The man who is sorry over the fact will win.
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Noam Chomsky
Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated and controlled.
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Aesop
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature is a mutable cloud, which is always and never the same.
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Arnold Toynbee
Civilizations in decline are consistently characterised by a tendency towards standardization and uniformity.
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