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Mickey Spillane
If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes.
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Bruce Lee, Quotation from the book: (The Art of Jeet Kune Do) by Bruce Lee
The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all physical action. There is no fixed teaching. All I can provide is an appropriate medicine for a particular ailment.
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Bertrand Russell, Autobiography
Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.
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George Gordon
And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
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Mao Tse-Tung
War can only be abolished by war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.
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Toni Cade Bambara
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.
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Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every one of them is precious: full of joy and heartbreak, and a fair amount of situation comedy.
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Florence Shinn
The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy.
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Claude M. Bristol
Undoubtedly, we become what we envisage.
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Robert Browning
Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his foot, and so be pedestaled in triumph
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Herm Albright
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Carl Gustav Jung
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
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