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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Short Quotes - 73

John V. Politis

We come and go just like ripples in a stream.


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Albert Einstein

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them


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Proverbs 2416a Bible

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again...


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John Davy

There is not a flower or bird in sight, only a small screen on which lines are moving, while the child sits almost motionless, pushing at the keyboard with one finger. As a learning environment, it may be mentally rich, but it is perceptually extremely impoverished. No smells or tastes, no wind or bird song (unless the computer is programmed to produce electronic tweets), no connection with soil, water, sunlight, warmth, the actual learning environment is almost autistic in quality, impoverished sensually, emotionally, and socially.


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Eugene McCarthy

It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.


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John Ciardi

A dollar saved is a quarter earned.


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Abraham Lincoln, letter to Secretary of War Edwin Stanton, July 18, 1864

Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.


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Sir George Savile

In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness do not value yourself upon an embroidered gown and remember that a reasonable word, or an obliging look, will gain you more respect than all your fine trappings.


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John Hope Franklin

We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey.


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Mary McLeod Bethune

Faith is the first factor in a life devoted to service. Without it, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.


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Andr Gide

Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you.


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Albert Einstein

We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented.



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