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Mack R. Douglas
The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself to it.
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Anonymous
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
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Lao-tzu
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.
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Aristotle
It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way.
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Johnson
Judgment is forced upon us by experience.
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Benjamin Franklin, Card
Tell me....And I Forget, Teach me.....And I Learn,
Involve Me.....And I Remember.
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Thomas Paine
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.
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Sydney James
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
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Gustave Flaubert
The one way of tolerating existence is to lose oneself in literature as in a perpetual orgy.
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Pierre Bayle
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
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Jack William Nicklaus
The older you get the stronger the wind gets-and it's always in your face.
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Toni Cade Bambera
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
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