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Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.
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Elayne Boosler
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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John Stuart Mill
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
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James Bryce
The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
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Socrates, In "Apology," sct. 21, by Plato.
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
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Enid Bagnold
Judges don't age time decorates them.
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John Mitchell Mason
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity.
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Marilyn Monroe
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
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