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Amusing Random Short Quotes - 57
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Thomas Jonathan [Stonewall] Jackson, last words, 10 May 1863.
Let us cross the river, and rest under the trees.
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Sara Teasdale
I make the most of all that comes, And the least of all that goes.
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Karin Meißenburg, translator and author
The stability of the whole is guaranteed by the instability of its parts.
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George Bernard Shaw
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.
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English Proverb
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
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Tom Wicker
Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.
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Saul Bellow
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
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Horace Bushnell
If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have a more active contagion that you have in your tempers, tastes, and principles. Simply to be in this world, whatever you are, is to exert an influence, compared with which mere language and persuasion are feeble.
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Matthew 1820 Bible
Jesus said, 'Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in their midst.'
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John Adams
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
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Margaret Cho
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
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Matthew Prior
Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
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