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Funniest Random Short Quotes - 49
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John Ruskin
In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong honor that try to imitate it, and your faults will drop off like dead leaves when their time comes.
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Plutarch
To make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future.
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H.L. Mencken
Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the brave. It also makes for beauty, for lesser men try to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own.
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Donald Rumsfeld, 1st briefing after "shock and awe" started
Dick, frankly you do not have the war plan... which makes me quite happy.
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Woodrow Wilson
A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday, does not know what it is today, nor what it is trying to do. We are trying to do a futile thing if we do not know where we came from or what we have been about.
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Cicero
Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
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Ansel Adams
No man has the right to dictate what other men should perceive, create or produce, but all should be encouraged to reveal themselves, their perceptions and emotions, and to build confidence in the creative spirit.
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John F. Kennedy
We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior.
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Aristotle
I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies for the hardest victort is the victory over self.
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Bob Dylan
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Abraham Lincoln
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
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