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M. C. Escher
We adore chaos because we love to produce order.
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Thomas Gray
Yet ah why should they know their fateSince sorrow never comes too late,And happiness too swiftly flies.Thought would destroy their paradise.No more where ignorance is bliss,'Tis folly to be wise.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that of man to error.
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Wayne\'s World
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.
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Jules de Gautier
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
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Franklin P. Jones
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
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Benjamin Franklin
There is no little enemy.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journal (May 1849)
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
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Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.
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W.L. George
Wars teach us not to love our enemies but to hate our allies.
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Terence
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
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