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William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 3 scene 2
I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
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Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, Founder of modern Turkey 24.04.1921
Freedom and indedendence form my character.
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South
Were there but one virtuous man in the world, he would hold up his head with confidence and honor; he would shame the world, and not the world him.
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Sun-Tzu
War is based on deception.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Conservatism discards Prescription, shrinks from Principle, disavows Progress having rejected all respect for antiquity, it offers no redress for the present, and makes no preparation for the future.
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Nigel Kneale
We're not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
In any great organization it is far, far safer to be wrong with the majority than to be right alone.
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Martin H. Fischer
Knowledge is a process of piling up facts wisdom lies in their simplification.
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Author Unknown
There are many roads to hate, but envy is the shortest of them all.
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Marilyn Manson
I like it The Bible as a book. Just like I like The Cat In The Hat
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Czech Proverb
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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Susan Sontag
Sanity is a cozy lie.
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