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Thomas Jefferson
I steer my bark with hope in the head, leaving fear astern. My hopes indeed sometimes fail, but not oftener than the forebodings of the gloomy.
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German proverb
A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.
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Alexis Carrel
In man, the things which are not measurable are more important than those which are measurable.
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Thomas Jefferson
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
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Pythagoras
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
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Persian Proverb
The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.
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Charles Baudelaire, Mon Coeur Mis a Nu, XXII
There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.
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French Proverb
Everything passes, everything wears out, everything breaks. (tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse)
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William Strong
The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works.
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Seneca
As was his language so was his life.
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Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing a better house
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