|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Very Funny Random Short Quotes - 10
|
Martin Heidegger
Teaching is more difficult than learning because what teaching calls for is this: to let learn. The real teacher, in fact, lets nothing else be learned than learning. His conduct, therefore, often produces the impression that we properly learn nothing from him, if by learning we now suddenly understand merely the procurement of useful information.
= = = = = = = = = =
Joey Bishop
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sister Mary Rose McGeady
There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life.
= = = = = = = = = =
Abraham Harold Maslow
Become aware of internal, subjective subverbal experiences, so that these experiences can be brought into the world of abstraction, of conversation, of naming, etc., with the consequence that it immediately becomes possible for a certain amount of control to be exerted over these hither unconscious and uncontrollable processes
= = = = = = = = = =
Dorothy Parker
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
= = = = = = = = = =
William Blake
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius which to Angels look like torment and insanity. I collected some of their Proverbs.
= = = = = = = = = =
P. J. Plauger
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going to be scared.
= = = = = = = = = =
Old School
Beanie Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sylvia Plath
Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.
= = = = = = = = = =
Anonymous
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
= = = = = = = = = =
Dwight D Eisenhower
When you are in any contest you should work as if there were - to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Eric Hoffer
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
