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Joseph Conrad
Action is consolatory. It is the enemy of thought and the friend of illusions.
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Donald Robert Perry Marquis
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him Whose
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Hubert Humphrey
It is not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
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E. B. White
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
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Cicero
No one can speak well, unless he thoroughly understands his subject.
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James Arthur Baldwin
Be careful what you set your heart upon - for it will surely be yours.
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Publilius Syrus
Love's wounds can be healed only by the one who inflicts them.
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Leo Rosten
Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.
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Thomas A. Edison
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God.
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African Proverb
A camel never sees its own hump.
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Leonardo da Vinci, The Notebooks
Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
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