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Richard Bently
No man is demolished but by himself.
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James Arthur Baldwin
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
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William Butler Yeats, Autobiography
Our own acts are isolated and one act does not buy absolution for another.
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Muhammad Ali on the occasion of one of his retirements
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
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Author Unknown
People who know the least always argue the most.
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Carl Sagan
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits
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Bill Gates
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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Montagu Butler
Would you, my dear young friends, like to be inside with the five wise virgins, or outside, alone and in the dark with the five foolish ones.
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Jules Renard
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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John the Elder
God is love,and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him.
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Edmund Burke
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I say that good painters imitated nature but that bad ones vomited it.
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