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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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Jeseph Joubert
We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide for the safety of the future.
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Gloria Shayne, Title of song (1961)
Goodbye cruel world.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
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John M. Richardson, Jr.
When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those who wonder what happened.
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Benjamin Franklin
Remember that time is money.
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Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book "Heaven and Hell" #51
The activity of love and faith is what makes heaven.
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Marguerite Duras
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
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Euripides
The gifts of a bad man bring no good with them.
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Kahlil Gibron, (book) The Profit
For what are posessions but things we guard for fear we might need them tomorrow?
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Aristotle
To Thales the primary question was not what do we know, but how do we know it.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.
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