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Dwight D. Eisenhower
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
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Herbert Samuel
It is easy to be tolerant of the principles of other people if you have none of your own.
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James Boswell
To act from pure benevolence is not possible for finite beings. Human benevolence is mingled with vanity, interest, or some other motive.
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Sir Winston Churchill
To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy.
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Ovid
My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope.
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W. Somerset Maugham
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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Charles Atlas
Nobody picks on a strong man.
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Henry M. Jackson
America is not like a blanket -- one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the same texture, the same size. America is more like a quilt -- many patches, many pieces, many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread.
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George Santayana
The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it.
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George Eliot
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
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Sun-tzu
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
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