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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Short Quotes - 8

Arthur S. Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

I never seek to defeat the man I am fighting, I seek to defeat his confidence. A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory. Two men are equals - true equals - only when they both have equal confidence.


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Archibald Cox

Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses... The whole country did take part in quite a genuine sense in passing judgment on Richard Nixon.


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Mark Twain

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.


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Martin Luther

Love is an image of God, and not a lifeless image, but the living essence of the divine nature which beams full of all goodness.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ideas must work through the brains and arms of men, or they are no better than dreams.


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Joseph Brodsky

Life-the way it really is-is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.


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Japanese Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight.


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Margaret Fairless Barber

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.


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Peter Drucker

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.


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Mary Ellen Kelly

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.


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Kahlil Gibran, The Broken Wings

I am one of those who believe that spiritual progress is a rule of human life, but the approach to perfection is slow and painful. If a woman elevates herself in one respect and is retarded in another, it is because the rough trail that leads to the mountain peak is not free of ambushes of thieves and lairs of wolves.


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Aristotle

To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of our own existence.



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