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Arthur Ashe
Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome.
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M. F. K. Fisher
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
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Stephen Hawking
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
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Robert A. Heinlein, "If This Goes On"
Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.
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Arthur Guiterman
Active minds that think and study, Like swift brooks are seldom muddy.
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T. E. Lawrence
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
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Pliny the Elder, Natural History
There is always something new out of Africa.
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F. J. Raymond
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
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Maya Angelou
We really are 15 countries, and it's really remarkable that each of us thinks we represent the real America. The Midwesterner in Kansas, the black American in Durham -- both are certain they are the real American.
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Golda Meir
The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world-no ideals.
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Carl Sagan
I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
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Victor Cousin
All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties they have an equal right to the impartial protection of the state but it is not true, it is against all the laws of reason and equity, it is against the eternal nature of things, that the indolent man and the laborious man, the spendthrift and the economist, the imprudent and the wise, should obtain and enjoy an equal amount of goods.
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