George Wither

I wonder how so insupportable a thing as a bookseller was ever permitted to grow up in the Commonwealth. Many of our modern booksellers are but needless excrements, or rather vermin.

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Albert Einstein

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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Flower A. Newhouse

Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.

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Marilyn Vos Savant

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

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Publilius Syrus

You should not live one way in private, another in public.

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Susan Ertz

He talked with more claret than clarity.

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Anonymous

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.

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Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays (1928), "Dreams and Facts"

Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.

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Robyn Davidson

The two important things I did learn were that you are as powerful and strong as you allow yourself to be, and that the most difficult part of an endeavor is taking the first step, making the first decision.

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Aristotle

All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the area of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.

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Margo Kaufman

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

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