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Funniest Random Short Quotes - 79
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Albert Einstein
True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist
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Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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Carl Gustav Jung
Nobody, as long as he moves about among the currents of life, is without trouble.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
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George McGovern
It doesn't require any particular bravery to stand on the floor of the Senate and urge our boys in Vietnam to fight harder, and if this war mushrooms into a major conflict and a hundred thousand young Americans are killed, it won't be U. S. Senators who die. It will be American soldiers who are too young to qualify for the senate.
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May-lin Soong Chiang
We become what we do.
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Thomas Hobbes
All generous minds have a horror of what are commonly called Facts. They are the brute beasts of the intellectual domain.
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Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.
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Athenus
For that's what a woman, a mother wants -- to teach her children to take an interest in life. She knows it's safer for them to be interested in other people's happiness than to believe in their own.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all.
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Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
A wise man first thinks and then speaks and a fool speaks first and then thinks.
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Dan Quayle, to reporters in 10/88
Public speaking is very easy.
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