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Blaise Pascal
We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are everything.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
All is ephemeral,--fame and the famous as well.
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Oscar Wilde
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
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Seneca
Life without the courage for death is slavery.
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Patricia Neal
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
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Donald Rumsfeld, Ronald Reagan Library and Museum, October 10, 2003
Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name or declaring his intention to defeat its latest incarnation, terrorism, just as free men and women of all political persuasions, here and abroad, defeated fascism and communism before.
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Ovid
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these
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President George Bush, quoted in Asiaweek magazine
Nobody said it was going to be easy, and nobody was right.
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John Le Carre, Magnus Pym in "A Perfect Spy"
Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it. Sometimes our actions are questions not answers.
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Author Unknown
A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams.
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Arthur Ashe
From what we get, we can make a living what we give, however, makes a life.
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Peggy Noonan
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt to pluck meaning from the fog, and on short order, when the emotions are still ragged and raw and susceptible to leaps.
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