Shimon Peres

Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail to Washington when we can meet right away 10 miles from here (On Middle East peace initiative)

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Richard Guggenheimer

Unless a life is activated by sustained purpose it can become a depressingly haphazard affair.

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Henry Ward Beecher

Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.

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Ruth Gordon

You have to have a talent for having talent.

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Eric Berne

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.

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Nicholas Negroponte, Director of the MIT Media Lab, stating his ideal model of human-computer interaction

Where did you put it? Put what?
You know?
Where do you think?
Oh.

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Mark Twain, Notebooks (1935)

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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C. S. Lewis

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Yesterday, December seventh, '1941

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Shusha Guppy

The verb 'to love' in Persian is 'to have a friend.' 'I love you' translated literally is 'I have you as a friend,' and 'I don't like you' simply means 'I don't have you as a friend.'

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Dean Koontz, Fear Nothing, Page 4 , final paragraph

I believe in the possibility of miracles but more to the point, I believe in our need for them.

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Robert Louis Stephenson

Of what shall a man be proud, if he is not proud of his friends

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